Newborns, Decoded
Cover of Newborns, Decoded — Rejoining the World
  • Fig. 2 — The Great Expedition: Leaving the House (left)
  • Fig. 3 — Laundry Singularity System
  • Fig. 10 — The Restaurant Feasibility Study
  • Fig. 15 — The Multi-Tasking Parent Operating System (left)
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Part III

Rejoining the World

Outings, logistics, and keeping the parent operational

Lourenço Bandeira, PhD

  • 55 pages
  • 16 flowcharts
  • Humour / parenting
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There is a world outside the apartment. You used to live in it. This part is about going back — with considerably more luggage.

We start with expectations: the day you plan versus the day you get.

You are not failing. You are debugging.

What’s inside

  1. —The Great ExpeditionTwo pagesLeaving the house, planned like a lunar mission with worse sleep.
  2. —The Multi-Tasking Parent OSTwo pagesTask scheduling for a machine that is also the power supply.

Plus 7 further diagrams. This part’s full contents are set as artwork inside the book.

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Not medical advice. A humorous parenting companion. For urgent symptoms, seek medical care immediately.

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